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World News - September 2006

Nobody is to blame, let's move on

September 12th 2006 14:38
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Yes, I did write a big long post about God's public endorsement in a heartfelt interview with a moist-eyed Tyra Banks of the pious 63-year-old Dutch priest who attempted to prevent a Madonna concert by phoning in a bomb threat, and who with an incredibly Christian level of intelligence, used his own home phone.

And yes, it didn't end up getting posted. And yes, it was a completely accidental accident which was not my fault. It probably had something to do with contaminated Vietnamese bananas. Sons of bitches.


See you next time.

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Comment by Big Cat

September 12th 2006 21:31


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In making the bomb threat from his home phone, maybe the priest was testing God to see if He would miraculously conceal him.

Comment by Cibbuano

September 13th 2006 00:16


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maybe he was phoning in a sex bomb, aka Tom Jones?


Comment by BenP

September 13th 2006 00:38
Unfortunately, God was too busy spreading bird flu.

Comment by BenP

September 13th 2006 01:09
Tom Jones never phones in a sex bomb. His sex bombs are thorough.

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