Fuck You, Sandi Thom
November 26th 2006 13:38
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You know, I quite like nostalgia. Pleasantly reminiscing about the way things used to be.
What I don't like is shit-for-brains, no-talent fuckfaces like Sandi fucking Thom twonking on about how great things were in a time and place they don't even have a clue about. You wish you were a punk rocker with flowers in your hair? Well, I wish you'd take your fucking webcame and jam it up your stupid arse, where it can get some good close-ups of your face, bitch.
What's with that anyway? "In 77 AND 69? Were you writing a song about a historical period and got worried about hurting another one's feelings? Thought it'd be exclusionary not put both of them in? What have punks got to do with hippies anyway, you terminal cretin?
Imagine her starting out..."In 1969, revolution was in the air...hmm, hang on. In 77, revolution was in the air too...gee, I'd hate for people to think I had forgotten any of the years in which revolution was in the air. Better stick that in."
And if revolution was in the air, why the fuck would innocence still be bliss? What the hell are you talking about, dickhead?
"Radio was king"??? Radio was fucking KING? You wish radio was king again? Where the fuck would you be if radio was king, Miss Cam Whore? No fucking where, that's where. You better thank your lucky stars radio isn't king, bitch. Get down on your talentless knees.
And you think revolution was in the air in nineteen seventy seven? Know what the top albums in 1977 were? Barry MANILOW, the Commodores, The Eagles, Boston, Steve Miller. That's how goddamn revolutionary it was. And you know who Barry Manilow, the Commodores, the Eagles, Boston and Steve Miller were all a million times better than?
SANDI FUCKING THOM, that's who! Lily Allen hates your guts? Good, Lily Allen's a million times better than you too, bitch.
I just read where you apparently never wanted to be a celebrity. In that case, do EVERYone a favour, crawl back into your basement and fucking DIE!
What I don't like is shit-for-brains, no-talent fuckfaces like Sandi fucking Thom twonking on about how great things were in a time and place they don't even have a clue about. You wish you were a punk rocker with flowers in your hair? Well, I wish you'd take your fucking webcame and jam it up your stupid arse, where it can get some good close-ups of your face, bitch.
What's with that anyway? "In 77 AND 69? Were you writing a song about a historical period and got worried about hurting another one's feelings? Thought it'd be exclusionary not put both of them in? What have punks got to do with hippies anyway, you terminal cretin?
Imagine her starting out..."In 1969, revolution was in the air...hmm, hang on. In 77, revolution was in the air too...gee, I'd hate for people to think I had forgotten any of the years in which revolution was in the air. Better stick that in."
And if revolution was in the air, why the fuck would innocence still be bliss? What the hell are you talking about, dickhead?
"Radio was king"??? Radio was fucking KING? You wish radio was king again? Where the fuck would you be if radio was king, Miss Cam Whore? No fucking where, that's where. You better thank your lucky stars radio isn't king, bitch. Get down on your talentless knees.
And you think revolution was in the air in nineteen seventy seven? Know what the top albums in 1977 were? Barry MANILOW, the Commodores, The Eagles, Boston, Steve Miller. That's how goddamn revolutionary it was. And you know who Barry Manilow, the Commodores, the Eagles, Boston and Steve Miller were all a million times better than?
SANDI FUCKING THOM, that's who! Lily Allen hates your guts? Good, Lily Allen's a million times better than you too, bitch.
I just read where you apparently never wanted to be a celebrity. In that case, do EVERYone a favour, crawl back into your basement and fucking DIE!
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Comment by Jimbo
Innocence was in the air back then because the advent of punk rock is generally seen by scholars to be the coming-of-age of Generation X. Radio was king is actually quite an ironic statement - she's nostalgic for a time when radio was the main source of musical knowledge for the common population, when she became famous through webcasts.
Hate to smash down your article, but for a blog entitled "World News," you're not very objective.
Comment by Anonymous
To quote Sandi herself " I was born too late" to know about the 60's but most adults I know have said it was pretty much overrated.
Personally I'd like to see the song redone for the 1700's and 1800's apparently the music then could knock your head off too...
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Comment by Jimbo
I think Sting's got it covered on Elizabethan music.
Comment by KC
I haven't seen you this fired up since the lyrical diversity of "The Music sounds better with you" by Stardust in 1998
Comment by BenP
I mean, I hate to bag out commenters, but it would seem that some evil gang of international black market organ traders has drugged you and removed the parts of your brain responsible for both sense of humour AND reading comprehension. They have greatly enhanced those parts responsible for being pretentious and condescending and having shit taste in music, though, so swings and roundabouts.
Or maybe you're just too lazy to read the rest of this blog to get an idea of what I write about before you comment, and that's why you don't...er, get it, hm? Maybe the impetuosity of youth is what causes you to leap about yammering on without knowing what you're talking about, hm?
But never mind all that, please, please, give me the benefit of your vast wisdom and encyclopaedic knowledge. Do tell, do tell. What was the name of that band who sung "Love Me Do"? What was Elvis's surname? Who were the two sides in the American-Spanish War?
DO tell me, I'm EVER so lost and ignorant of these things.
Comment by BenP
I learnt this by reading, and understanding what I read, something our friend Jimbo still struggles with, but I'm sure he'll get there eventually.
This blog, of course, is, with occasional exceptions, basically a humour blog. Very little is meant to be taken seriously (as if statements of musical taste should be anyway), and people who can't grasp this should probably go get some fresh air.
Comment by BenP
Gee, for a blog called "Music Times", you don't know much about music, do you?
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Comment by GlenB
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It's almost as bad as Alanis Morisettes' Ironic. she doesn't seem to understand the meaning of irony. Rain on your wedding day would only be ironic if you were marrying the weather man...and he told you it would be fine.
is there a line to stab her in the eye with a fork too?